M/V FUTILITY · VERONKIDONKI ARCADE

Beautify the bunkroom.

TIME REMAINING60:00
ROUND 01 / 10RACKS 9/12LOCKERS 10/12HEAD 7/10DECK 0%GEAR 0XO: UNANNOUNCED
TOP RACKS EXPOSED · LOWER RACKS OFF LIMITS

Select a top rack, locker, sink, stall, shower, or the gear-adrift station.

No active task.
Tap to select · Drag to sweep or swab · Pinch to zoom0 MERIT
Standing by to inherit an entire compartment’s personality defects.
M/V FUTILITY / COMPARTMENT 02

Everything is
your problem.

One hour. Ten escalating rounds. The XO can turn up at any time and shorten your suffering.

01 / FIX THE RACKS

Only the twelve exposed top racks. Each loose item, pillow, blanket and hurricane strap takes 10 seconds. Calling the owner takes 30 seconds. They fix the rack and dump the gear into your aisle.

02 / TWO PASSES

Sweep the loose dirt and debris. Then swab the stains until the deck shines. Your yellow bucket has a wringer. Your purple cleaner has ambition.

03 / FIX THE HEAD

Two sinks, four stalls, four showers. Wipe and dry, stock full rolls, scrub showers, replace mats and curtains. Closed stalls and showers stay private. Users keep arriving.

04 / BAG THE EVIDENCE

Swept-up gear waits at GEAR ADRIFT. Work by rack number. Transcribe every absurd item description exactly, then stuff, tie, label and stow the bag. Locker hits use locker numbers.

Multitask: start jobs on several fixtures, then sweep, swab, or bag gear while they run. Select an active task below to check its progress or stop just that task. One job per fixture; one bag at a time.

Zip tie unlocked lockers. Owners may cut the ties. Lower-rack day sleepers are untouchable and continue to throw things into your aisles. Each six-minute round gets worse. The clock pauses when this game is hidden.

Original M/V Futility game · Music and effects: Arcade Ambush, supplied by Ronnie. Published on VeronkiDonki. TEMPORARY RELIEF FROM NONSENSE

Broom at rest.

The clock, crew and mess are paused. This is the nicest thing anyone here will do for you.

 EXECUTIVE OFFICER / INSPECTION RECORD

“Write this down.”

The XO gives you one line. Transcribe it exactly.

 INSPECTION COMPLETE

You passed.

That was the standard.
Apparently.